I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The path to inner peace begins with 3 words:
not my problem.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
2 pm — but not today
--But doctor, my name isn't David...
--I know. I am David.
2017: didn't jog
2018: didn't jog
2019: didn't jog
2020: didn't jog
2021: didn't jog
2022: didn't jog
2023: didn't jog
2024: still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
if you just refrain from killing them?
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I like 6 of you.
If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Banana.
is childish.
Be an adult and hit them with your car.
unless it's dark. Then you're going first.
and about 400-600 dogs on the internet that I've never met.
"I'd like people more
if they were cats instead."
that it wants to do.
For sale, barely used.
"My brain cells will die
if I have to talk to you."
“I don't care if we don't talk. Your existence still irritates me."
“Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”
Sincerely,
Your intuition
but deep down
I don't remember
any of my passwords.
Me: It's a surprise.
1. Get finances in order
2. Get finances
I think it's about time I had unlimited money.
“I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
"I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can't decide what I want and I don't want to be stuck with one I'm just going to grow to hate and have to have surgically removed later."