I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die."
“When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?”
I got a text last night from a friend that said. Wow, 911 is on 9/11 this year.
In her defense she had a brain injury years ago from a bad car accident
you haven’t been diagnosed yet.
thank you think.
but I have questionable morals.
I want an explanation.
if you need any.
every book you read is a remix.
🙂
I check up on people I hate
to make sure I still hate them.
It's much more important than that.
The beginning of a long, long friendship.
🙂
I don't wish the best for you, nor do I want to find someone like you.
I do however want to set fire on all your stuff!
🙂
(Cat stares at wall. His owner looks at him.)
Cat:
Fun fact: If you stare at the wall long enough, your owner will think you can see a ghost.
My husband didn't know it. He paid the young girl said, " do you want a punch"
Husband was like WHAT
I read a Tshirt at the rodeo over labor day that made me think of some of the seniors I read about here. It said:
You are as pleasant as an itchy butthole.
I often use humor to deal with challenging people and situations and this has gone through my mind more than once in the last week or so. Hope others get a giggle from it.
you are likely in prison.
He He :)
Stupid firemen.
Kid: Why?
Dad: Because they're not dead yet.
It's a crime either way cos if they go willingly, you end up with a kid napping.