I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
and there are more than a couple of cars outside,
I drive right on by
because it could be an intervention.
Until the LSD wears off and I realized I am dragging a stolen mannequin
around the Denny's parking lot, and there are red and blue flashing lights 🚓
not fireworks. 🧨️🎇
A woman is watching a movie at the theater, when the people in front of start talking. She taps one on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, but I can't hear."
The person scowls and says, "I should hope not. This is a private conversation."
I would tell some jokes about circles but they're pointless
Why did the duck fall in love with the dog?
Because it was pure bread.
My friend told me she started a new craft.
I asked, "Which craft"?
She was offended and turned me into a newt.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct said, "Quack! Quack'"
My mom gave an old rope a time out. It was knotty!
What do you call a night who just lost a fencing match? A sword looser.
I hope everyone has a better day today and is blessed beyond exceedingly abundantly.
Answer: The hood.
Question: What?
Answer: Adulthood and it sucks
Question: Where did you grow up?
Answer: The hood.
Question: Which one?
Answer: Childhood, it was great, I want to return and live there forever.
Question: Have you ever heard, "You can't return home"
Answer: I intend on trying for that's my favorite hood.
Response: I don't think that you understood.
They just found out the only thing that they are inheriting is my mental health. 😁
One must keep their laugh to a low ha.
"I'm Melting, I'm melting" 😰
Because they're are too many ears!
He was a fun-gi! 🥴🙂
ears.
😂
"Sometimes, one doesn’t have one's ducks in a row, and one's pond is drying up."
However, which mother it comes with is not optional.
Without the dad's contribution, it is not possible.
One time I helped this older women with Alzheimer's. She was so scared, I figured out what was bothering her, and fixed it.
She made this huge sigh, put her hand on mine, with so much thankfulness , looked me in the eyes and said " you are such a bread basket!"
I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a bread basket. 😁