I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
here’s a huggg for the difficult time you’re going through!!!
in fact, a huggg to all of us. i know it’s really hard.
When a whole day of food is ahead of you.
because I need to be in bed by 9:00.
And the next day you have a favorite grocery store.
It comes with a mother.
but then I remembered how much laundry I already have.
Just go. It’s bad manners to keep your passport waiting.
Not a joke so much, but one day I showed up to mom’s MC with a ukele, plastic leis to hand out, and wearing a GIANT orange muumuu, and announced, “ We’re going to Hawaii today!” Confession: this was probably more for my sake than hers, but later I realized that mom and some residents actually thought they had gone to Hawaii. I felt like a wizard.
Also forgot a change of clothes ( I live 1 hr away ) and had to run errands, went to post office and grocery store in said orange muumuu. No one batted an eye so I wonder what my natural vibe is hahaha
Still bringing the Ukelele to MC because it is a magical instrument.
as long as you don’t get to know them.
and you’ve already ruined it.
Sh*t like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
gets worse.
while we steal your data.
to leave me alone.
This may take a while.
2. Hate everything
3. Go to sleep
4. Repeat
and 72 to say, “F*** off!”
Totally worth the extra effort.
distant and dying
No one else wants to be you.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
really not that great.
and I’m so jealous of them.
is gonna leave a scar.
I would love you
if you were pizza.
Don’t worry
but also don’t be happy.
You are a waste of blood and organs.