I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It didn’t work.
Instead of your spirit animal, what’s your spirit plant?
Rhododendron. Requires very specific conditions, but even when those conditions are met, it is unlikely to thrive.
Me: What is?
Anxiety: ALL OF THIS.
Me: I'm literally not even doing anything.
Anxiety: TOO MUCH.!!!!!!!!!!
has anxiety at this point.
1. A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
Because sarcasm needs to stay hydrated.
and the remaining 6% cry a lot.
I’m guessing 25 to life.
…being unable to stop laughing.
LOL. Funny you should mention the cart with the messed up wheel. I have never not gotten the cart with the messed up wheel.
On Friday, I went to the store and thought I'd be smart and take the messed up wheel cart back and get a different one. The different one was even worse.
Since Jesus is the Lamb of God
does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
you fall and hear a crack sound and
you pray it's your leg.
and sit on the couch,
having coffee for 37 hours.
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
One thing I like to do is, when a store clerk at checkout says, “ Did you find everything you were looking for? ” I answer, “ Do you know where the Sanity is?” Half the time they look at me like I’ve grown a second head. The other half says, “ I don’t know what aisle that’s on, but when you find THAT, let me know! “
Get the cart with the messed up wheel.
Don’t die.
When he offers solutions instead of just letting me complain…
Hello yes I would like to purchase 1 mental health please.