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Maybe swearing will help.
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🤯🤯😉😉

Brace yourselves
stress and indecision is upon us.
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I have never seen an empty DMV office. Where is this mythical paradise?
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this?'" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"
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The DMV
is where hope goes to die.
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🙂🙂 Do mood swings count as exercise?
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🙂🙂 Let’s see, which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?
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🤯🤯 When you have to make coffee before you’ve had coffee.
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🙂🙂 If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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true story...

My problem is that I have REALLY FANTASTIC
bad ideas.
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Fish (noun)

An animal that grows the fastest between the time it’s caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
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No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.
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A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
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Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
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Has anyone’s crush ever actually liked them back or does that only happen in movies?
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True love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut.
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Disappointment
is really just a term for the refusal to look on the bright side.
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Disappointed (verb)

When you see your food coming in a restaurant and then it turns out not to be yours.
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Disappointment (noun)

Receiving no likes on witty status update.
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🤔 I have no idea why I’m out of bed.
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🥰 I wish I could copy paste you into my bed.
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🥰 You are the perfect idiot for me.
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🙂🙂 I play dumb for smart reasons.
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Covid-19
Day 20

I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know.
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Brothers-In-Lawns
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I Like To Mow It Mow It
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Murphy’s Lawn
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🙂 Lawn Enforcement
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😆 So many funny jokes.
I can't take much mower of this.
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🥰 I’m sexy
and I mow it.
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