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🙂 I don’t always have a valid argument
but when I do, it’s later that day, in the shower.
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Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
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🙂 I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
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🙂🙂 The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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🙂🙂 My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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🙂🙂 If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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If nobody spoke unless they had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
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"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."

🙂 bundle of joy
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🙂🙂 My apathy is at an all time
whatever.
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James Bond has grey hair in his latest film.
“No Time to Dye”
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I hate this snow!!
Wait…I love this snow!!

—signed, Bi-Polar Bear
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Taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction. I’m not out of the woods yet.
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“Habits are like sheep tracks” – my mother’s joke, and I’m not even sure if she really got it.

Sheep have an eye on each side of their head, so no binocular vision and they can’t look straight ahead. The sheep track has a bend even few yards so that they can see a bit more of the world.

Perhaps that’s what the site does – it gives a different view that lets you see more of the world.
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What makes us human?

Selecting all images
with traffic lights.
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To quote Hamlet Act 3 scene 3 line 92,
"no"
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🙂🙂 The only reason people get lost in thought
is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Things are getting worse.
Please send more
CHOCOLATE.
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Chocolate (noun)

A delicious cure for a bad day.
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I'm not saying I drink too much caffeine but I do believe
my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death.
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🙂🙂 I'm in great place right now. Maybe not emotionally, financially, mentally or physically. But there is coffee at this place.
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I came, I saw,
I started to conquer...

But I got tired and took a nap.
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Seriously...
You're going to look great embalmed.
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Never you say you know a person
until you have divided an inheritance with them.
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If you cry at my funeral
I'll never talk to you again.
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Life is what happens
when you put your phone down.
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🙂 All I want to do is sleep
and pet dogs.
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🙂 Exercising for just 10 minutes a day
raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%.
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Today
will be a day like every other day.
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There’s someone for everyone
except for you.
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