I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I am acting like I am OK. Please don’t interrupt my performance.
I don't like anyone now!
Kind of a joke, but very much how I feel.
Not any of you guys, some of my old friends and family. 😊
Henry Brooks Adams
It is more fun to talk with a person who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather, short easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’
A. A. Milne
She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her
Zadie Smith
Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride in the limo with you, but what you want is someone to take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
Oprah
It takes your enemy and your best friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart, one to slander you and the other to get the news to you
Mark Twain
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the time of liking them a great deal
Jane Austen
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate
Linda Grayson
One loyal friend is worth 10,000 relatives
Euripides
One good reason to keep a small circle of friends is because 3 out of 4 murders are committed by people who know the victim
George Carlin
So when he drives by people can say " look at that S-car-go"
Maybe.
🙂
Person: Hey!
Me: Good, thanks!
Because I don’t speak that language
Because I don’t want to miss a word
Because I’m eating chips
They don't, it just feels that way.
One says to himself, "I wonder what he meant by that?"
Is don't talk about chess club.
but for people.
the ears are sold separately.
Turns out this IS my circus
and those ARE my monkeys.
Not yet
Not yet
Not yet
Eat me now
Too late
--Avocados
I run into walls.
...cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.