I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
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I let the dogs out.
The friend: How stressed are you exactly?
Me: Well... I'm more stressed than a guy finding out his pre-teen daughter is pregnant, and the father is most likely your homeless uncle, but not quite as stressed as those people with the mixed up shoes.
Don’t be happy.
Be worry.
Just furious.
Body: You did a thing yesterday, that’s enough things.
Some days, I'm the only person I can keep up with.
I only date women in their 20s. They need to be strong enough to roll me over so I don't get bedsores.
In "dog years", I'm dead.
People used to ask me "Are you okay?" when I made self-deprecating jokes.
I started telling them "No, not really. I'm actually pretty f*****g damaged. How are you?"
They don't ask me that now.
I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.
Taking a nap without setting an alarm. You don't know if you'll wake up in 30 minutes or 8 hours, but it's worth the risk.
The most useless thing in 2020.
We do it best after we've hit "send".
The most negative word of 2020.
Always starts tomorrow.
The other humans you sometimes talk to when the wifi is down.
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With all we go through as caregivers, day in day out, we all deserve a standing OVA-tion!