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😊 I hate people. Some of the worst people are people.
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Boj,
That is no joke! Speaking truth now:

"I'm not sure if I have free time or if I forgot everything I was supposed to do."
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I'm not sure if I have free time or if I forgot everything I was supposed to do.
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The answer you're looking for is inside you, but it's wrong.
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😊 Good morning to everyone! except to people who don't gain weight when they eat whatever they want.
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😊 My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
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😊 It's beginning to look a lot like weight gain and crippling debt.
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😊 I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
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😊 stress relief method:
ignoring reality.
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Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? "Let us prey."
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What does the cat say after making a joke? "Just kitten!"
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What color do kittens love the most? Purrrrple.
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What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
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😊😊😊 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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🤓 The plural of anecdote is not statistics.
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People need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer.
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I'm not passive aggressive, unlike — some — people.
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People say I have the legs of a dancer, but until they find the rest of the body, the cops got nothing on me.
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I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
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🙂 How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TEN TICKLES
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Everyone says Earth is a blue planet, but why hasn't anyone tried to cheer it up?
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Have you seen the elephant hiding? Of course not, he's hiding.
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I just got back from a time travelers convention next week.
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On a scale from 1 to Adele, how bad was your breakup?
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I childproof the house, but they still get in!
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I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the human body... Then I realized who was telling me that.
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Haha , sorry bundle, your just remind me of a bumble bee, flying in and out.

It's all good they let me get my car out. No water yet though. Good news is I couldn't wash clothes or do dishes. So that's not horrible.
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hope you're ok nacy!! by the way, it's bundle. you're accidentally writing bumble.

hugs & luck to all of us!!
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Haha bumble, I woke up to trucks , trackers , banging and clanging, my car is trapped and have no water. Sence they are working on the water lines. Rather ironic. Lol
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Well, well, well, three holes in the ground...
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