I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The stages of Christmas shopping:
1. Plenty of time
2. Oh no
but I just got back from the grocery store...
(phrase)
I really don't care.
"Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster."
I'm evil now.
go ahead and call the police on me.
It's still there.
I have all zeros
now I just need a one.
Neither one works.
Those were the days…
because we don’t realize that they’re unbelievably stupid.
Deleting tons of photos.
The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
The last two minutes of a soccer or a cricket match.
The annoying thing between sleep and Netflix.
It just comes naturally.
If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice.
A person who proves that the diagnosis you found on the internet is wrong.
😉 A caregiver gets held up at gunpoint by a mugger who says, "Your money or your life!"
The caregiver says, "Is there a third thing? I don't have either of those."
A receding hairline.