I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
None of it. Let me sleep.
I need $12 million and a donut.
Not stabbing someone
when you really want to.
Tell me you're outside
with tacos.
Actions.
😄
I’ll go first.
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
“You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.”
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“Jealousy is a disease.
Get well soon.”
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“Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?”
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“People like you are the reason I’m on medication.”
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🙂 “You need a kiss on the neck from a crocodile.”
“That's still 3 levels smarter than you are...”
Z: You may want to get covid tested because one of the symptoms is lack of taste.
Astrologer: I’m pretty sure it’s Earth.
Reporter: What do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.