I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
especially when you have food.
More specifically, a koala.
I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
I am now older and still don't understand anything.
Him: I wake up at 4:00 am.
Me: Never mind.
I'm sick of my life too.
Your soulmate is almost done with those divorce papers.
You stress me out.
day is ruined.
1. Birth
2. You gotta be f****ing kidding me
3. Death
then mental trauma.
If made correctly, yes.
WTF?? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
Most of it is bad, but it's still a lot!
Let future you deal with it.
If at first you don’t succeed,
try something easier.
When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million light years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
If you shoot for the moon, I recommend making it, because if your plan B is the stars, it will take you about 100 million times longer to reach even the closest one outside our solar system, and I doubt you have that kind of time.
We're all going to die, and aside from the extremely rare chance that you'll do anything notable enough in your life, you will inevitably be forgotten, as life, the world, the universe, and everything is just a series of processes.
Evaluate your stay on Earth:
Would you recommend it to a friend?
Yes/No?