I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Lump it together with the big and medium things and have a major breakdown instead.
Apparently the sign "stroke patients here" meant something completely different.
How I learned this rule is not important.
The last one escaped.
Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it?
Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
and I'm not afraid to use it.
--No.
Someone who does same weird things you do.
I'm hungry.
but to blame someone else for it shows management potential.
it's someone else better than you.
There is a difference.
The next your looking out the window and saying, omg is that a red breasted grosbeak!
I'm hungry again.
But I forgot where I put it.
"How wonderful! What happened to your 1st husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"How tragic! What about your 2nd?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"Terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third 3rd."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
obviously never had one before.
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect.