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At this rate I will need to make a loan for my next cup of coffee.
#CaffeineEconomics
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I used to love eating out. Now I just window shop reading the menus.
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I’m not sure what is rising faster, the cost of living or my blood pressure.
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I’m starting to think that my retirement plan is just a cruel joke.
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I’m not sure if everything is expensive or if I am just poor.
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Money can’t buy happiness.

Me on payday 😁!
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The tooth fairy paid me a quarter as a kid. What is the tooth fairy paying out now?
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“A penny for your thoughts?” Please, my thoughts costs at least a dollar in this economy.
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When did water start costing more than wine?
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I have discovered a great way to diet. I look at the price of food and lose my appetite.
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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I finally found a diet plan that works. It’s called the price of food!
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Packages that claim, “Easy opening” usually aren’t easy to open. It usually means just the opposite!

Everything is hermetically sealed these days!

I suppose that we have the Tylenol tampering from years ago to blame for packaging nowadays.

While I am on a rant, why do ‘no salt and no sugar items cost more? They are leaving out ingredients! Seems like they should cost less.
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X: Have a nice day! 🙂🙂❤️❤️
Y: Don’t tell me what to do!
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I’m not bossy…
I’m the boss.
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A bossy man walked into a bar…
Then ordered everyone a round.
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I'm not bossy.
I'm aggressively helpful.
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I'm not bossy.
I just have better ideas.
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😂
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My wife thinks I’m a trophy husband. 
Participation trophy, but still.
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An older husband and his trophy wife are on a hike when the sun starts to go down.

Husband: Don’t you think we should turn back?

Wife: Don’t worry I have a flashlight. Just a little further.

It starts to get darker as they enter an isolated swampy part of woods. Then the flashlight goes out.

Husband: Th-th-this is getting creepy.

Wife: You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone.
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Bundle, you are funny!
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We've been married for five years but it's only felt like five minutes...underwater.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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🙂 The word queue is ironic.
It’s just a “q” with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
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🙂 What doesn’t kill you
disappoints me.
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🙂 You inspire my inner serial killer.
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So when is this “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in?
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🙂 Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.
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My wife and I have decided we don’t want kids.
If you’re interested, please contact us immediately to arrange dropping them off.
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