I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“What? Why? I thought we agreed we’re going to throw our sorrows overboard on this Caribbean cruise!”
“Yes, Roger, but that was my mother!”
I couldn't believe it...
You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.
But then her husband asked her to calm down...
All the other women are my weakness.
Husband: Don’t pretend I didn’t warn you! How many times did I tell you that you’re everything I have?
The second man says, “You’re lucky! Mine’s still alive.”
Wife: No, I will live with my sister. Will you marry after I die?
Husband: No, I will also live with your sister.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Don’t you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect & trust your decision. 🙂
Husband: I doubt I can hit the jackpot twice in a day!! 🙂
Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.
I love it!
Not a joke but a funny story that reminded me of an episode from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Hahaha 😝.
My daughter is sick. She went to the doctor. The doctor wrote a few scripts for her and she was able to pick up one of them but the other one wasn’t ready.
She decided to get the second script delivered because she was feeling so funky.
They didn’t deliver it. So, she called them when she was out walking her dog.
She asked them since she was near the pharmacy walking her dog if she could she swing by and get her meds in the drive through.
The pharmacy (Walgreens) said that she could do that.
So, she is walking in the drive through, just like Larry David was walking in the fast food drive through line when his car broke down, LOL 😆.
She gets to the front of the line and then the woman says, “Can you meet me at the back door please because we have a policy that we can’t serve you if you’re not in a car.”
So, she and her dog went to the back door to pick up her script.
She lives a couple of blocks away from the pharmacy which is on a busy street.
Her neighborhood is very walkable. It’s easier to walk than to drive and have to find parking.
Most of the shop owners have water bowls out for the dogs and allow dogs in their shops but not at Walgreens.
All of the owners of the boutiques and coffee shops keep dog treats and invite them in. The owners bring their own dogs to work with them.
You'll have to come here. Bring coffee.
Just kidding, coffee first. Safety is like 3rd or 4th.
Husband: Bath, kitchen, living room…
old man what was his secret for longevity.
“I don’t argue with idiots,” the man replied.
“What?!” answered the journalist, “There’s no way that’s related to a long life!”
“You’re probably right,” the old man said.
Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car and open it after a bit.
Guess who’ll be happy to see you.