I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
We are going to spend two weeks under the fridge.
Me: Who sings this song?
Husband: names artist.
Me: Let’s keep it that way.
So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care.
The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”
Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
This time the wife explains, “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.”
The social workers are finally - satisfied - and ask the couple, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.”
After the husband picked up the phone, his wife said, "Where are you, you know we have lots to do!"
He said, "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears flowed down her cheeks and she got all choked up and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop!!!"
"Well I am in the yoyo shop next door to that.
Husband takes off shirt, hands it to Wife and says, "Iron that"
He said, 'It was your striking natural beauty."
She said, "I thought it was my witty and intelligent brain."
He said "See, you looked great saying that!"
“Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she isn’t talking to me for a month!”
The bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know,..a little peace and quiet?”
“Yea. But today is the last day!”
She asks him, "Wouldn't it be better to look for her than to talk to me?"
And the married man answers her: "But it won't be necessary... every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere...".
There was no reaction.
🥺
have all the solutions of course.
It’s eye-ronic.
Traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past five years and I was not expecting that.