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LOL 😆 I actually have an uncle who has “I told you I was sick” on his tombstone.
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They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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Tombstone engraving: I told you I was sick.
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About empathy…

🙂 I need to stop walking in other people’s crap shoes.
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🪓 Let me help you!
Random axe of kindness.
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Mental note:

Actual notes work better
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It turns out that when asked who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to pick one of your own. I know that now.
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🙂 People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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Guess who I bumped into today, when I was getting my glasses fixed.

Everyone
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From a procrastination point of view, today has been wildly successful.
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I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed,
I'm the person for that job.
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Yo!
Some of y'all didn't
collaborate and listen

AND IT SHOWS.
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese,
Who am I to dis a brie?
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Saying "have a nice day" to someone sounds friendly.
But saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening.
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We keep a potato masher in the drawer because
sometimes it's fun not to be able to open that drawer.
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I miss the 90s when bread was still good for you,
and no one knew what kale was.
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NOoooo, you haven't gained that much weight during the pandemic. C'mon...chin up. No, the other one.
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When you teach a wolf to meditate...
Then that wolf

becomes aware wolf.
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Someone asked me what to do with left over bacon. I have never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new?
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Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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“I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore.”
—Marco Polo
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Thanks bundle of joy 😊
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go ahead and change it if you want to! you can tell people, remind them who you are. people here do change their names; some accidentally lose their accounts. whatever reason. go ahead and do it, if you want. feeling good, is important.
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Seriously bundle, Everytime I see my name anxiety I want to change it, to something more positive. More positive than the way I felt when I signed in , but then no one will know me.
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haha thanks! hugggg!
and i love being called bundle, or bundle of joy! makes me really happy and smile.
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Much needed , jokes bundle, thanks!
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Why do ants never get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.
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Why don't blind people skydive?

Their dogs hate it.
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