I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I have two pieces of bad news," the doctor says.
"What are they?"
"Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer."
"What's the 2nd piece of news?" he asks.
"Well, the 2nd piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer's."
The man laughs and says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
He couldn’t see that well.
Because they're very good at it.
and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that's why life is hard.
I never bought ink before, have very little to do with the computer in general.
I told the guy , I can't find the right ink. The cartridge I brought from home, to compare with, had a Y on the numbers. The only ink cartridge with a Y on it is yellow, I don't want yellow, but the black color ends with a bk, but I'm looking for a Y
Wow he looked at me like I must of been the dumbest person in the world
Turns out the Y ment Yellow. Bk means black. Lol
I gave him something to laugh about all day. 😂
For further context…DH aunt (97) has a new roomie, Cheryl. She is a younger woman. May only be in her late 60s. Nice thick hair in a pony, wears shorts sometimes and very outgoing. Maybe a little too needy for aunt.
She comments often that aunt won’t talk to her. she is mobile, able to wonder about and attend functions. Aunt, bedfast, on hospice for years, appreciates her privacy and doesn’t seem to want to interact, probably because she is not one to suffer fools lightly.
I leave it alone as aunt is still able to communicate her likes/dislikes. usually by closing her eyes and pretending to sleep. That takes care of most casual visitors.
Aunt really doesn’t talk often anymore to anyone but on a good day she will. She certainly isn’t going to talk on demand. I have advised Cheryl that it might take Aunt getting comfortable.
Aunts long time aide, Susie, was bringing her back from a shower. She had aunt all dolled up. Cheryl saw aunt and said “you look so pretty”.
Aunt said to Susie, the aide, “was she talking to me?” (probably the most Cheryl has heard her say)
Susie replied, “She said you look pretty”.
Aunt quickly quipped “Tell her I don’t have a dime”. Yep. She’s still in there.
resting before you're tired.
--Me, vacuuming.
What’s the best part of a Monday? The ending.
Tuesday is just a sign to show that I survived Monday.
Coffee✅
Another coffee ✅
I love checking things off my list!
- Charles Schulz
- Albert Einstein
Do you know why? Because we are too lazy to find new pals.
I am going to bed. Y’all can stay as long as you like.
Come here and tell me all that you know. Ought not take too long.
Don’t believe anything that you hear and only believe about half of what you see.
The monk says, “It’s okay, we will all be reincarnated.
The priest says, “We will all meet in heaven.”
The rabbi says, “Am I the only one who remembered that we were going skydiving today?”
Wife caught husband cheating. Everything must go! Yard Sale!
No Solicitors
We are too broke to buy anything
We know who we are voting for
We have found Jesus
Seriously, unless you are selling thin mint Girl Scout cookies don’t stop here
Welcome to over the hillville.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
Ex boyfriend left me and stole my dog. I am selling all of his sh*t.
Yard sale! Cheating wife. All must go, just like her!