I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
You can't spell virus without U and I.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
Do you come within 6' of here often?
You’ll never worry about Covid-19 again if you come home with me. I have a lot more worrisome transmittable diseases than that baby.
(Oh wait. Maybe don’t use that one.)
Remember to wash your Hans.
For months, nobody walked into a bar.
But don’t want to spread it.
you can tell within the first few moments that
you want to spend your whole life without them.
Don't you feel guilty when you take time for yourself to exercise or meet up with friends or just chill by yourself?
The best reply -
No, I feel guilty when I'm an absolute 3itch because I haven't had any space.
Words of wisdom!
Then I have long COVID.
Stop inviting them to your parades. Then they can’t rain on them.
I will go to the Organ Donation hospital. And so should you.
Working tomorrow, for a better today.
We’re still figuring out how to survive on Earth.
Sheldon’s mom sings that to him on Young Sheldon and he talks about it on The Big Bang Theory. Love those television shows!