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Covid Pick-Up Lines

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

You can't spell virus without U and I.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

Do you come within 6' of here often?

You’ll never worry about Covid-19 again if you come home with me. I have a lot more worrisome transmittable diseases than that baby.
(Oh wait. Maybe don’t use that one.)
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It flu over my head.
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It’s the Germans spreading it according to scientists.

Remember to wash your Hans.
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I hear that these virus jokes are catchy.
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Even jokes were affected by the pandemic.

For months, nobody walked into a bar.
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Before, if someone sneezed next to you, you'd say 'bless you'. Now you say 'f***ck off'.
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Dunno if this counts as a corona joke, but every time someone coughs or sneezes, tell them that you'll miss them.
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I almost had a coronavirus joke, but I washed my hands of it.
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I can tell this joke is going to go viral!
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Venting- I get the jokes. Funny.
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What is this, some kind of sick joke?
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I caught an Uber the other day. The driver said, "Sorry it smells like alcohol in here, it's just the hand sanitizer." I told them, "That's fine, I haven't been able to smell anything for the last few days."
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We will keep the social distance from this joke.
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Some people don’t believe the joke is real.
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I've already heard too many variants of this one.
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I didn’t get it.
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Everyone will get it.
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Covid jokes really take my breath away.
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I have a Covid joke…
But don’t want to spread it.
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Sometimes when you meet someone
you can tell within the first few moments that
you want to spend your whole life without them.
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A common forum question-
Don't you feel guilty when you take time for yourself to exercise or meet up with friends or just chill by yourself?
The best reply -
No, I feel guilty when I'm an absolute 3itch because I haven't had any space.

Words of wisdom!
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Keep the jokes coming! The world is a better place with laughter!
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Are you in debt? It could be a sign of Covid!

Then I have long COVID.
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I bet that aliens fly past earth lock their doors.
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Have someone in your life who rains on your parade?

Stop inviting them to your parades. Then they can’t rain on them.
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Where do we go when we die?

I will go to the Organ Donation hospital. And so should you.
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Venting- Your jokes are funny and true. 😀
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Procrastination:
Working tomorrow, for a better today.
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Will humans ever be able to survive on Mars?

We’re still figuring out how to survive on Earth.
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Margaret,

Sheldon’s mom sings that to him on Young Sheldon and he talks about it on The Big Bang Theory. Love those television shows!
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