I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Things I don't want to do now
Things I won't do later
Things I'll never do
"I licked the spoon and kept using it"
Stop showing off.
We get it, you’re hot! 🥵
Honk if you love Jesus
Text while driving if you want to meet Him
If you’re praying for snow
Please stop!
God prefers kind atheists over hateful Christians
Be the person your dog thinks that you are
Forgive everyone
I’ll sort them out later
-God
Forgive your enemies
It messes with their heads
It’s not an act
"BE
YOU
tiful."
Then it’s suspicious.
“Don’t
quit
your
day
dream.”
“You sound better with your mouth closed.”
How to tell someone their breath stinks without hurting their feelings:
“Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth.”
“Making sense just isn’t your thing…is it?”
“I thought of you today
when someone asked, ‘How stupid can one person be?’”
“VERDICT:
You’re a moron.”
“How do you keep an idiot in suspense?…”
Irony is when someone writes
“Your an idiot.”
“I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.”
but some come pretty close
No one wants a ticket to your sh*t show.
It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
Jack Adams
Winston Churchill