I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
Jack Adams
Winston Churchill
Fell off a bike
Fell out of a tree
Twisted my ankle
Adult Injuries:
Slept wrong
Sat too long
Sneezed too hard
Then do whatever you were going to do anyway.
“If there’s anything I can do for you,
don’t hesitate to keep it to yourself.”
Lily Tomlin
Woody Allen
“Sometimes I look at you and wonder…
Why has no one hit you with a brick?!”
“Your problem is
not knowing you’re the problem.”
“Reincarnating… I’ll be right back.”
"Please hold
...I suddenly have to go bang my head against a wall."
"Welcome! Today's specials are:
Lack of sleep
Up too early
and Low on patience
Thank you. Please come again."
"How can I get 8 hours of sleep
in 3 hours."
Issac Asimov
Issac Asimov
"I didn't sleep much
but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."