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This too shall pass…

It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
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If it’s free, it’s advice. If you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.

Jack Adams
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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill
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Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I am ducking so it hits someone else.
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Childhood Injuries:

Fell off a bike
Fell out of a tree
Twisted my ankle

Adult Injuries:

Slept wrong
Sat too long
Sneezed too hard
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Listen, smile, agree…

Then do whatever you were going to do anyway.
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I remember years ago when all I ever wanted was to be older. I was wrong!!!
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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
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My mind not only wonders, sometimes it completely leaves.
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The right to be heard does not give your the right to be taken seriously.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was sixty. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.
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Make yourself at home, clean the kitchen!
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My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
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If you’re all wrapped up in yourself then you’re overdressed.
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“If there’s anything I can do for you,
don’t hesitate to keep it to yourself.”
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen
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“Sometimes I look at you and wonder…
Why has no one hit you with a brick?!”
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“Your problem is
not knowing you’re the problem.”
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You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.
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🙂🙂 on a cremation urn:

“Reincarnating… I’ll be right back.”
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"Please hold
...I suddenly have to go bang my head against a wall."
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"Welcome! Today's specials are:
Lack of sleep
Up too early
and Low on patience

Thank you. Please come again."
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"How can I get 8 hours of sleep
in 3 hours."
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If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
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If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Issac Asimov
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that is troublesome.

Issac Asimov
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"I didn't sleep much
but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."
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