I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"As I do more laundry,
nudists seem less crazy."
"He said there was no spark between us anymore.
So I tasered him!!!
I'll ask him again when he wakes up."
"If you know something will go wrong
and you do everything possible to stop it from happening,
then something else will go wrong."
"Mood:
wanna sleep for 3 years."
"I'm sorry we fought.
I hate it when
you're wrong."
"That awkward moment
when someone you hate
is breathing."
"I can admit when
you're wrong."
"My perfect morning:
I wake up, get out of bed,
get into a bigger,
warmer bed with no
alarm clock and
instantly fall asleep."
"Man goes into the self-help section of a bookstore. He says to the clerk:
Sounds like a lot of work. Got any somebody-else-helps-me books?"
"I will not sleep
until I find
a cure for my insomnia!!"
"I am trying to be positive
but Murphy's Law keeps finding me."
"OK Murphy's Law,
you win.
I give up."
Not homeless!
Wife just keeps buying PLANTS
"Please kindly go away,
I'm introverting."
"Sometimes, the 1st step towards forgiveness is realizing
the other person is totally crazy."
"There's more to life than chocolate, but not right now."
"What is the meaning of life?
All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."
"Research tells us that fourteen out of ten people love chocolate."
(apart from llamalover ❤️, who doesn't like chocolate)
"Does the notion of chocolate contradict the principle of free will?"
"Due to the recent coin shortage,
no one is allowed to put in their 2 cents anymore."
“Around here
normal is just a setting on the dryer.”
"The more people I meet
the more I like my cat."
"Seize the day,
then let it go."
"Dogs are friendly.
Humans may bite."
"I'm so grumpy,
I'm not even talking to myself!"
Y: Life.
“People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory.
My reply? ‘Just stuff.’”
“How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, GO!”
“I wonder if we
overthink
each other
at the same time.”