I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
a loving heart
and a clear mind
that some people
can still kiss my
a***s.
There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe your soul.
Even if it's cold.
Over ice.
With a celery stalk.
And vodka.
Me: (Have never made a decision that didn't screw me over for months afterwards.) Yes, absolutely.
I look normal, but believe me,
I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
I don't.
I have early onset
rigor mortis.
and remember, you’re pawsome!!
🐾🐾🙂🙂
Spoiled dogs (and their household staff) live here. 🙂
About the computer industry:
We've created life in our own image.
In a dad-a-base
The caregiver says, "Is there a third thing? I don't have either of those."
For instance, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Something that you know you need to wash, but you are not mentally prepared to dry it.
5% washing
95% winning fake arguments
People who put more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.
What you said made more sense so I’m taking credit for it.
The time when the bed has more gravity.
I actually saw this joke already but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.
A place full of everything you get sent to h*ll for.
The message you wanted to see the most.
No internet connection.
Any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
Turns out I will tell an entire fully detailed story.