I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I just prefer to watch your craziness in silence.
Just kidding, I read books in my yoga pants
Ain’t no borderline, psychotic emotional outburst either
Gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a sick sense of humor
People who like to one-up...
"If you broke your nose in Timbuktu, they broke two of their noses in Timbukthree."
Men, please put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
Thank you,
The Women
Ladies, you are strong, independent women who don’t need to man to put the toilet seat down for you. You got this!
The men
Ladies:
Please stay seated for the entire performance.
Gentlemen:
Aim well
Stand closer
It’s shorter than you think
The crap just keeps on coming
Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians.
"I think the real reason this generation is so angry
is because their music sucks."
"Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill...
Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on."
"I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children."
"I'm having one of those days
that's not a Saturday."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little anty bodies.
"Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out."
"Arrogance and stupidity all in one package.
How efficient of you."
I would like to get my smart watch to read 8 hrs. of sleep, instead of 3.
zzzzzzzz
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !
"I just read the top 100 things to do before you die
and was surprised that
YELL FOR HELP
wasn't one of them."
"My son just showed me something he made and asked,
'Do you like it, or do you love it?'
and those are the only options I'm giving people from now on."
"Someday I'll behave myself,
maybe one day next week,
we'll see how it goes."
"Got my 1st date of the year already lined up!
I mean it's a court date
but it's still a date and I'm dressing up."
ATTENTION:
Due to recent setbacks, my summer beach body will be postponed another year. As usual your patience is appreciated…