I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"A lot of people are only alive
because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."
Job interview.
Female employer:
I'm looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Woman seeking employment:
So it's only part-time?
"Do y'all remember, before the internet,
people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of information?
Yeah. It wasn't that."
"What leads you to believe I don't like you?
I don't but I wanna know what gave it away."
"Apparently this year
is being written by Stephen King."
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"A fun thing about getting older
is how you can severely injure yourself
just by sleeping."
"I can't prove this,
but I swear I used to be
smarter, funnier and less tired."
"At this point,
if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go."
"I try to contain my crazy
but the lid keeps popping off."
"Let's all take a moment to be thankful
that I don't own a taser."
"Love is a weird thing,
like you just pick a human and you're like
yes I like this one...
I'll let this one run my life forever."
"I'm kind of a lady,
but definitely more of a weirdo."
"You have no idea how far out of my comfort zone
my entire life is."
"What doesn't kill me
only makes me weirder
and harder to relate to."
"Been there --
regretted that."
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years
despite not having brains
is great news for you."
"It takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning."
"I'd like to have my cake and eat it too.
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too."
"My 4 moods:
1.I need coffee
2.I need a nap
3.I need a vacation
4.I need duct tape, rope and a shovel."
"When you feel the wind blowing through your hair,
it's time to shave your legs."
My personal style is best described as
"didn't expect to get out of the car".
"PEOPLE...
not a big fan."
I never finish anythi
"Stress balls really work
when you shove them down someone's throat."
"Even my aches and pains have aches and pains."
Person: Hey what's up?
Me: My stress levels.
"I'm NOT stressed.
I'm relaxationally-challenged."
“They say you slow down as you get older. I guess that’s true. These days it takes me twice as long to do nothing.”
Cute joke! 😊