I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?"
"I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow."
"You can’t eat just one cookie. It would get lonely. Be kind."
"Should I have a cookie? A Memoir."
"I'd give you a cookie...
But I ate it."
"Going through life
one mental breakdown at a time."
"Tradition (noun):
Peer pressure from dead people."
“I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk or be around anyone.
I call this mood ‘awake’.”
“Whoever woke me up
is going to die.”
"Friendship is
...knowing each other's embarrassing nicknames."
"I learn something new every day.
And forget 5 other things forever."
“My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.”
🙂
"Have a specTACOlar day!"
"Dear cool people,
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincerely,
Nerds"
"Death is more universal than life.
Everyone dies.
But not everyone lives."
“I’m the type of person who would thrive in solitary confinement.”
“Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it was covered in delicious chocolate.”
“There is no
chocoholics anonymous
because no one wants to quit.”
“My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die…
But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.”
“A black cat is more efficient than a red light.”
“Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.”
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
“I want something to moti-weight me.”
“I’m fat but identify as skinny.
I’m trans-slender.”
“Smile – sunshine is good for your teeth.”
“If you don’t start out the day with a smile, it’s not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.”
"It's not my fault that I forget to floss.
My wisdom teeth aren't as smart as yours!"