Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
That is exactly what we all were doing...."Wishing!".
Enjoy your beach, margaritas, and hubs.
Puerto Vallarta sounds great to me too.I'd love to get out of our weather.
Iv'e got a box of Russell Stover's,but I was hoping someone could bring some See's since we don't have that wonderful chocolate here.Were gonna need lots of chocolate & candy.
When are we leaving?
That bus with the little men in their white coats already left years ago. No worries.
Once we depart in the imaginary RV, with real Sees candy and real margaritas, we can drive in shifts, all night long. Truckers take Vit. B-12 to be able to drive long distances without sleeping. All caregivers can take the hint.
My only concern is if you will want to come back, in time to let the cows out.You good with that?
LOL!
It is the latest thing to shop, and have your packages sent home ahead of you.
Is dress attire pajama's? oR Do we wear costumes?
Iv'e got a bunny outfit, a Bill and Hillary mask, or Lady GaGa to choose from...
The RV bus trip is cancelled.
It is too warm in Puerto Vallarta for costumes. They sell beautiful cotton caftans there, bring a bathing suit, when and if we do go, such is life.
But you like the horse races? I think it is horse racing season.
After we go to Oaklawn to the races,we could go to a bathhouse in Hot Springs and dip ourselves in that wonderful water that takes away wrinkles too~
I am sorry to read about Rose. ((Hugs))
Send,
The cows Don’t really need me. I just like to keep an eye on them. Babies, babies everywhere.
You would need to start now.
another resident is nearing the end of her journey - she's been so tormented in the past year with seldom a visitor but tonight there was a crowd in her room nearly having a party - I shouldn't judge but it really upset me - she could have used some love and attention long before now
Time to get some more pie and share it.
Keep trying, is there a re-try on the fiesta......Saturday night?
Decided to keep the re-cycled paper plates. I started writing on them, placing them empty in the refrigerator. It says
"Hubs,
Sorry you missed breakfast and lunch."
Getting the pie will also need to wait.
Just think of all the signs we could compose.
Here's one I just thought up:
I can't wipe my own bum so would you be a nice man and lend me a hand.
I'm sure we could come up with our own greeting card statements.
After getting the Viking settled down for a nap today, I asked her if she was comfortable? She said, no so I asked her what would make her comfortable? She said, a man 👨 I told her to hug her stuffed kitty 🐱
SEES CANDY in a photo frame.
I'm having a good day, don't screw it up.
No Whining
Flush the toilet
Don't let the bird out.
I'm mostly a really nice person but sometimes....
My MIL is satan in a muu-muu. Has hated the sight of me for 44 years and I am not going anywhere.
She is perfect. Never a misstep, never a mistake, 89 years old and "healthy as a horse" looks down on anyone who needs medications to deal with anything..blah, blah, blah. I'm on AD's, so I'm 'crazy'.
I am not allowed to use the bathroom at her house (long story) therefore I am also not allowed beverages. I sit in a chair in the corner, I kid you not, and wait patiently while DH does his due diligence in visiting. No words are addressed to me.
LAST visit (and I mean LAST, I'm never going there again) she and DH went into the LR to put batteries in her thermostat. I followed, out of sheer boredom. She shrieks at me 'you aren't allowed in here'. (DH doesn't DO conflict, so he just stands there.)
Went back into the kitchen and opened a cupboard to get some ibuprofen and I see she has a full scrip for Xanax. (what??? She has STRESS?????)
Nope, I didn't pilfer it. I just hid it. She'll never find it.
BWAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
midkid58
satan in a mu mu
rofl
You have taken behaving badly to a new uproariously funny level.