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Cwillie, The admins just took the thread out for a spin,
to wash it's mouth out with soap,
and bring it on back!
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I have to say I fell into a deep depression when the thread disappeared - now I feel like like dancing ! 💃🏻

Rainmom - glad you could beat that raccoon inside the house - they'll tear your face off

So last night I go into my mom's room at memory care to get her microwave hot pack for her aching shoulder and I notice something doesn't look right - ah ha the chair is missing - down to the nurses station I go and ask do you know who took the chair? Of course no one knows - hmmp.

Since it's late and the only ones still awake are mom her sometimes friend and a man who's in someone else's room - I take a walk open a door pull out a chair and drag it down the hall - problem solved at least for one night
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Veronica,
That really scares me about having to repeat school when I get older. Nobody told me about that requirement! Do we get to start at the 5th grade this time?

Don't worry about the skewed test scores. I can write you a letter to say that you have forgotten more than those 5th graders will ever learn from scraps of art work.
lol.
Wait, did you forget to study for the test???
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Rainmom,
We (the ex and I) lived in a house that butted up to an 800 acre wilderness land (part of the air force base a mile away). There was a fire and it burned our fence. We replaced it with a "golf club greens" fence (straight black iron bars) so we could see the cows and other critters that lived on that land. It's amazing what critters can squeeeeeze through bars that are only a few inches apart! We would set food out for the neighborhood cats and soon we were host to a raccoon, skunks (one was "plaid" [white stripe going both ways], I swear.) and a possum! The raccoon became so uninhibited that she would come up to the sliding glass door and put her paws up on it as if to say, where's dinner? Ex-hubby would go out there with cat food and she'd eat very delicately, always washing her paws in the cat's water bowl first. We have pictures of this. Then she found a mate and became a mommy. She'd bring her brood of 5 with her but they were very bashful, hissing if you got too close. The skunk also became a mother and dumped her "skunklet" off at our back porch to "babysit". It was a tiny thing and hid behind a box until mom came back 3 hours later. (maybe wanted some "alone time"?) He climbed up on her back and she waddled away, not a thank you for our care and concern! The possum, as I remember, never brought her children on the nightly dinner visit. All the critters had their own dining times, raccoon first, followed by skunk then the possum had the leftovers. Ex-hubby would go out and pour more if possum got shorted. Poor possum couldn't see too well and would get jumpy when he got close, as she was concentrating on finishing her meal. I refused to go outside when they were there but nothing bad happened to the ex. I guess he's still serving dinner every night.
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Rainmom's raccoon would have sold the phone to buy more cigarettes.
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We had a skunk for a pet when I was a kid.I don't know what happened to it....And we set a cage in the attic and got 2 squirrels at once.I feed the stray cats my cat's leftover food at night and I have opened the back door to find possum and raccoons at the plates.I don't mind cuz they are hungry too.My husband doesn't like it though.
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My husband has been in long term care for one week and already a pair of glasses and a pair of pyjamas have gone missing. What next?
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I just wanted to say that I LOVE THIS FEED! I love how random stuff just pops up! I was very disappointed when I didn't get any new notifications for a while. Life is too short to take everything so serious! Thank you for making this!
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Cathberry ~ I know exactly what you mean. Pajamas, underwear (UNDERWEAR), glasses, robes... all these have gone missing when my grandmother and father have done stays in rehabs and other group-care facilities.

Under the "Caregivers Behaving Badly" heading, I wonder if there's a way to prank the light-fingered pilferers. If someone thinks of something, I want to know. Exploding dye packs in a decoy drawer is what I'm thinking...

In all seriousness, it commonly happens in care facilities. I don't have a clue how to prevent it.
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Maybe form a marauding band of 80 year olds, swipe the staff's sweaters, coats, hats, umbrellas and keys, holding the belongings hostage until the resident's stuff is returned. If they don't return it, start wearing it.

Disclaimer, staff is loved..they take care of our loved ones......humor is ok.
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Send ~ I agree. When I went to dress my father to bring him home from rehab, and his PJs and robe were missing, the staff was very apologetic and said that it's unfortunately a common problem. (Where do these things go? Are these places like one big clothes dryer where certain things go in but never come out again?)

The staff provided some things to cover him to get him home. What more can I ask of them? They don't know where the things go, either, and that's why exploding dye packs would be helpful to identify the person who's doing the taking. j/s

They have smaller and smaller stick-on tracking sensors these days. I don't know the cost but likely those will soon be an affordable and sensible option to keep track of LO's things in care places.
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What about a man who goes into a woman's room and takes the scissors and cuts up the nightgown on the bed because he thinks it's his wife's and he's mad at her?Would the facility pay for this mishap?just wondering...
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I think that would depend on whether or not the woman was wearing the nightgown at the time...
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In my salad days - and *as a joke*, I stress - I owned one pair of vibrant purple satin panties.

But thinking about it... If you want to make sure your LO's clothing is easy to trace...
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Ali,
Detective here, problem solved: You said it!

"The staff provided some things to cover him to get him home"

Duh....where did the staff get "the stuff?" Did you wash it and return it?
No, really, where?

Or, get a search warrant-the most likely place the belongings are hiding is in someone else's closet or dresser, or on the floor of the closet in laundry bags.
Look everywhere.
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Luckylu, If your husband doesn't like it, feed them more, each with their own dish.
Don't forget to wash his dish when you serve your husband, because those critters can carry diseases transmissible to humans. Ewwww!
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I have to admit it, in January when my mom came home from respite care I tossed her clothes in the wash and left them to sort later. There was one nightgown that I didn't remember sending but it looked familiar so I just figured I forgot. When I finally got around to putting it away several weeks later there was an identical nightie already in her drawer... oops.
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Okay, this is a bratt thought I offten have. Its associated with an old joke. Its not word for word I only have the jist of it. The jist is my twist to the joke. One Sunday at this church the people gathered for service. Then the church was full and in the middle of the sermon the devil walked in. All the people in the church scattered but one man. The devil walked up to him asked why aint you afraid. He answered " I live with your sister". I often picture my self in this picture saying My mother is your sister. Of course I shouldnt even voice such things. But its just how I feel sometimes.
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My mom was wearing a man's shirt the other night - wtf?

I spend a lot of time at mom's memory care late in the evening after work when there are no other family visitors and the things I see make me cringe - poopy diapers tossed in with clothes and wet towels then dumped in the laundry room floor - the poor person who has to get up in the morning and open those stinky plastic trash bags

Since many of mom's things go missing even though I do 70% of her laundry I try to check out the laundry room for lost stuff - they have an armoir full of unclaimed items - maybe I could have a yard sale and help pay the $450 incontinance fee this month
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My latest brat moment? I have quit doing most things for my MIL. She is capable of doing for herself now, her hip is healed. She just "doesn't want to ". Her words, not mine. The only thing holding her back from going home, is her home. Her husband hasn't done anything to prepare for her! So I posted to the family fb account that stuff needs done and we can't get there to do it ourselves. Other family members finally stepping up and are going to help. Yes I am being rather pushy, but she has buffaloed the whole family into a "pity me" attitude. My husband and I now know what she can do and what is just pure laziness! It doesn't help that her therapist treats her like she isn't capable of making a phone call. Grrr! Just needed to vent!
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About a year ago, I was binge watching The Good Wife on TV. When Mom would come through, she would ask me what I was watching and I would tell her - and it usually was The Good Wife.

After a while I got tired of her always asking me what I was watching because she doesn't know any shows from Adam anyway (not being a big TV watcher herself) so I just started automatically saying Good Wife any time she asked, no matter what was on TV. She must think I really love that show (even though it has been off the air for almost a year).
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Just discovered that Mom has been serial dialing my brother. Multiple calls lasting only seconds (I'm guessing it is hitting voice mail) every few minutes. She gets stuck in a loop and becomes obsessed with reaching him to make sure he is OK. Well, ya' know what? a couple of weeks ago, I reached out to him and told him that if he didn't call his mother once in a while, I would put his number in her phone so she could call him whenever she wants.

He didn't call, I put the number in her phone, and the rest is history. Bwaa haaa ha
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Mom2Mom I don't know if it shows that I am fundamentally evil but you have just made me cry with laughter.

Can't say you didn't warn him.
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M2M, Bwaaa haaa ha here too. Did I spell that right?
My heart is deceitful above all things. Two natures-the one I feed, and all that stuff. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
What can I do to bless my brother today? hardeharhar.
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Next time I do laundry, I am sticking in some green dye in honor of all efforts to save the planet, go green.
It is not allowed to use dye in the laundryroom.
It will dye my husband's t-shirts only.
What, green is not my color!
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Cry a little,
laugh a lot,
piddle a little?
Or can anyone still make it in time?
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That's not the problem I have, Send, not yet anyway; but the problem I do have is that once something tickles me I can't stop - Anne Tyler talked about a woman 'laughing herself boneless' - and the *worst* of it is that an hour or two later, when I'm walking into town or waiting at the dentist or something, it'll pop back into my head and I dissolve again. One of these days I'll get locked up.
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And friends, family, husbands too are wondering just what is all that laughter? Only your caregiver friends know for sure. But, Churchmouse, I recommend snickering only in public, or they just might.
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Just wondering with all the stuff that goes missing has anyone mislaid a loved one in a nursing home?
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I don't know, but Jerome K Jerome describes mislaying someone on the river:

George said he never saw so much thoughtful sadness concentrated into one glance before as when, at the lock, that young couple grasped the idea that for the last two miles they had been towing the wrong boat. ... The maiden was the first to recover her surprise, and, when she did, she clasped her hands and said, wildly: "Oh, Henry, then *where* is auntie?"
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