Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
Just wondered if the snake will be arrested.
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Burping, snorting, tooting,
Is that our only embarrassing choices?
I am thinking the brats on here could find so many more embarrassing ideas.
Cough, cough.
Remember that song by Christopher Cross that went "If you get caught between the moon and New York City" Theres a line where he says "even though you laughed your way cross town" In my case it would be "farted my way cross town" lol
Just let em RIP!
(My hubs follows me).
If someone tooted,you had to say "Safety" before they said "Post",otherwise you would be hit repeatedly until you named 7 cigarettes,counted to ten and whistled &
Now sometimes when I hear someone toot,I still want to say"Post".
I use to belch very loud when I would go on a date and figure out part way through the date that I didn't want to see the guy anymore. This was my way in hoping he wouldn't call me again!
My sister just refuses to acknowledge them. We all got smacked as kids, All of us, but t h at was the way back then if you were naughty. My sister feels she was smacked more than any of us, so now that she's thinking of ending her unhappy marriage to a man who is verbally and emotionally abusive to her, she's justifying her decision by comparing his behaviour to our father's tough love strategies.( My father had a cold unurturing mother)
Oor conversation last week totally drained and deeply upset me to the point where i ended up saying the "wrong thing" and she hung up on me. We've spoken since but with discomfort. She wants me to set boundaries with my father as my husbandand I see him the most, but I can't and won't.
Thankyou for listening to me
Anyway, my mom followed this tradition as most people still do in New Orleans. You even see red beans and rice as the ‘lunch special’ on Monday in our local restaurants.
Now sometimes she will say, “Don’t give me beans. I don’t want to have gas and fart all day!” Hahaha.
I can’t help but think that I ate this low cost meal every week at home but now she doesn’t always want it now. Her line to us if we didn’t want something was, “What do you think this is, a short order kitchen? You will eat whatever I serve you!” Oh boy, sometimes I want to tell her that line but I end up making a sandwich for her.
Yep, I’ve done the scrambled eggs for dinner too. Nothing wrong with that!
In fact, here in Canada we are infamous for always apologizing. I was going into my bldg elevator not expecting to see anyone and the lady coming out same thing. We both said "Oh, sorry" LOL
Went to bed without dinner. Dh is still waiting for me to cook. Sorry.
Good Morning everyone! Sorry I missed the fun.
Oh sorry.....if anyone thought it was. Sorry!
Denny's here I come..............ah, maybe not. Hubs isn't here. I'm not a sit alone in a restaurant type of gal. But they do have "Skip the Dishes" delivery here. Hmmm, wonder if Denny's delivers. Hmmmm.
YOU HAVE TEH RIGHT TO REMAYNE SAILANT. ANYFING YOU SNAY OR DEW WOOL BE UZED UP AGINST YOU IN A CURT OF LAW
"Better an empty house than an unwelcome tenant"
Soooo, I guess that I will go look that up in the b i b l e . Lol.