Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
I'm taking the afternoon off and going to get some exercise. I know it will make me feel better.
Self (retrieving old pink rabbit from laundry load): oh no, look, her stuffing's coming out...
Daughter (grabbing rabbit in horror): No! Don't look at her lady parts!
Self: I wasn't, I was - "lady parts"? Lady parts?! Is that what they taught you in that six-month genitourinary rotation?
How about "undercarriage" for the girls and "Penny stick" for the boys. I will explain that spending a penny in the UK means going to pee from the days when public toilets had a meter on the door and you had to put the penny in a slot to open the door.
Here I sit broken-hearted, paid a dime and only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance.
Saved the dime and sh^t my pants.
Send, obviously caregivers needed a BRAT thread, thanks!!
I especially appreciate the part about not staying on topic. Random brattiness coming up!
It's 90 degrees and humid here and my AC is out. My sinuses are so stuffy that I feel sleepy but I know I'm not sleepy, just all congested and head-fogged. I'm in the mood to be a big, huge brat.
I'll be back soon. Nice thread!
A country line dance at a nursing home.
If it kills you to be,a brat, then you will be exhumed by your brat buddies on halloween
So, how about it, what have you got?
Maybe they are taking names right now.
Rainmom
Gershun
Send
Captain
Scaredtaker
and so many more....Lol
Now I am feeling remorse and guilt. My dH is so kind.
I don't think I would have known how if it weren't for you. 😇
Even with dementia she sneered and said, you think you're funny don't you?
I had to get black out drapes for my bedroom as the old guy behind us thinks he has to have the brightest porch light possible. It shines into other homes like a beacon...grrrr. I should send him the bill for the drapes!
So its 3:37 am and I am still not asleep. Maybe I should run around the neighborhood and wake everyone else up. Hell, if I can't sleep why should they?