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Capt has helped me with his humor on my worst days. He speaks his mind. If you don't like him...don't READ him. But taking him from those of us that NEED him is uncalled for. He was the reason I signed up here. and I will miss him.
well you cant win em all. im going to watch an alice cooper concert with the GIRL orienthal ( sp ) playing lead axe.the girl aint no joke damnt, shes wicked on the lead guitar..
put a warning on my posts, whatever. ive educated the copulation out of myself in order to give my mother the best quality of life possible. i think her renal cancer has spread to her lungs and bones and if i can make her laugh even briefly, shame on the church f ***s who have a problem with that. im trying to get my mother some more effective pain meds if i have to whup the entire multiply indighted southern care organization. im the trusted man, i dont take much crap.. mom puts me first cause ive got BALLS. she knows ill do battle.. she made a good choice, my sisters are idiots..cappy will make a scene..
I hear ya Mishka, and love you back! (I'm still planning to checkout that live video feed on the beach one of these crazy nights....can't get it on my iPad tho, and if I try going on the main computer after dark my bird gets mad...Bummer!) An after hours chat room would be just the thing!! Cap'n- you have yet again enhanced my evening with another stunning visual. ROTFFLMAO!!!!!
Oh Yaya and BoniChak I just love you gals!! And I am so glad to see you on here Cap'n!! Sometimes, late at night, when the house is all quiet and my mind starts to wander to all the things that I worry about and I come on the forum and see Cap'n posting off the wall stuff with expletives throughout I, well, I just don't feel quite so lonely-or so effed up! Hahahaha! no, really, it does help. Maybe AC should have an after hours posting for the insomniac crazies that cuss a lot and then they can delete it come morning. ;0)
if anyone attacked jeanne that person should be reprimanded. jeanne is the most giving and loving person ive ever known. her personal loss never held her back from comforting people for one minute. this aint the 1950,s ac , let us destress in our own way. the old englishman who trained me in masonry was a colorful individual. if hes aware of the political correctness were being subjected to right now hes probably spinning in his casket with an erection, making a hollow bonking sound with each revolution.
Yes capt, I could sure use a GOOD nights sleep. Glad to see you, please stay, there is not enough testosterone on this sight. Men think more and women feel more. That's what keeps us grounded, like Ya ya said. I too Hope jeannegibbs comes back too.What was said to her was deleted, before I got to see it. We can't let a few cranky-butts affect us. We have enough problems. Love you guys!
IMO (as cap'n would say... ) the hurtful comments made to jeannegibbs were far worse than any cuss words dear cap'n ever posted. Stinging remarks and leaps to judgement have no place on a forum like this. I've been astounded at times by how quick some posters are to write comments without first taking the time to read enough of a thread to make a reasonably informed and intelligent response. Jeannegibbs is the best, and I'm sure she'll be back. Her wisdom and insight are really needed here. I miss her too Mishka. As for dear, funny, crass yet kind-hearted cap'n I really HOPE he's not gone for good!! He kept me grounded. He made me laugh, I mean really LAUGH, and if he's really gone I'm going to miss him more than words can say.
its why we dont sleep well boni. we need the everloving stuffin effed out of us to release the endorphines that bring good sleep. i could say this with different words but it would take 400 of them to produce the same message.. screw AC with a lite bulb..
im not a complete history lesson yet but i aint too fond of contributing when someone waters down my message. ive been a member of daily strength for years and this particular forum lets you speak uninhibited. were all adults here, we dont need berated like school kids. my gosh, if a few irreverent cursewords bring stressed carers a moment of laughter i have to ask whats the harm? ps, hurray lizzardshit f **k !! lol
By proceeding, I agree that I understand the following disclosures:
I. How We Work in Washington.
Based on your preferences, we provide you with information about one or more of our contracted senior living providers ("Participating Communities") and provide your Senior Living Care Information to Participating Communities. The Participating Communities may contact you directly regarding their services.
APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
II. How We Are Paid.
We do not charge you any fee – we are paid by the Participating Communities. Some Participating Communities pay us a percentage of the first month's standard rate for the rent and care services you select. We invoice these fees after the senior moves in.
III. When We Tour.
APFM tours certain Participating Communities in Washington (typically more in metropolitan areas than in rural areas.) During the 12 month period prior to December 31, 2017, we toured 86.2% of Participating Communities with capacity for 20 or more residents.
IV. No Obligation or Commitment.
You have no obligation to use or to continue to use our services. Because you pay no fee to us, you will never need to ask for a refund.
V. Complaints.
Please contact our Family Feedback Line at (866) 584-7340 or ConsumerFeedback@aplaceformom.com to report any complaint. Consumers have many avenues to address a dispute with any referral service company, including the right to file a complaint with the Attorney General's office at: Consumer Protection Division, 800 5th Avenue, Ste. 2000, Seattle, 98104 or 800-551-4636.
VI. No Waiver of Your Rights.
APFM does not (and may not) require or even ask consumers seeking senior housing or care services in Washington State to sign waivers of liability for losses of personal property or injury or to sign waivers of any rights established under law.
I agree that:
A.
I authorize A Place For Mom ("APFM") to collect certain personal and contact detail information, as well as relevant health care information about me or from me about the senior family member or relative I am assisting ("Senior Living Care Information").
B.
APFM may provide information to me electronically. My electronic signature on agreements and documents has the same effect as if I signed them in ink.
C.
APFM may send all communications to me electronically via e-mail or by access to an APFM web site.
D.
If I want a paper copy, I can print a copy of the Disclosures or download the Disclosures for my records.
E.
This E-Sign Acknowledgement and Authorization applies to these Disclosures and all future Disclosures related to APFM's services, unless I revoke my authorization. You may revoke this authorization in writing at any time (except where we have already disclosed information before receiving your revocation.) This authorization will expire after one year.
F.
You consent to APFM's reaching out to you using a phone system than can auto-dial numbers (we miss rotary phones, too!), but this consent is not required to use our service.
Cap'n- you have yet again enhanced my evening with another stunning visual. ROTFFLMAO!!!!!
Jeannegibbs is the best, and I'm sure she'll be back. Her wisdom and insight are really needed here. I miss her too Mishka.
As for dear, funny, crass yet kind-hearted cap'n I really HOPE he's not gone for good!! He kept me grounded. He made me laugh, I mean really LAUGH, and if he's really gone I'm going to miss him more than words can say.
ps, hurray lizzardshit f **k !! lol