Some time ago I purchased emergency buckets of food for my father in case he ever needed them (something like with a shelf life 20 years or so). Well he has dementia now. Today he asked me to explain why there were buckets of rice etc in his storage shed? I guess sometime within these past few years he moved the buckets from the house to the shed and he was opening them all up one by one to find out what was in there (instead of reading the label) 😆. I said oh boy, well I guess these aren’t going to last being that they are open now (plus if the shed wasn’t temperature controlled not sure if they would be good now anyhow). He asked me if I knew who put them in the shed. I just said hmm that’s an interesting question. (My husband said I can just picture it...him taking food out of his pantry and putting it in the shed one night).
Yeah, how do you tell Dad it must have been him. Thanks for the smile.
Asked her aide “Did I do that?”
“Yes” said the aide “you did.”
“I didn’t do that”, aunt said, you did it!”
”Ok, the aide said, I did it”.
As Joann said, we sometimes have to laugh to keep from crying.
"Why are you wearing two pairs of pants, Dad?"
"I have two legs, don't I?"
My cousin who is extremely prim and proper was not amused but the other patrons in the restaurant were laughing. I suppose that you could call it free entertainment if you are on the outside looking in.
Oh my gosh, I was in my twenties and oh boy, did I get an education on old people’s bowel movements, or should I say lack thereof, in her case. I not only lost my appetite but so did others who were sitting near us in this quaint upscale restaurant.
Needless to say, I felt like crawling under the table to hide. It was so embarrassing. Now, I find it funny.
It’s always been my dream to be a stand up comic. I have loads of material!
I hung up, just laughing. THEN she promptly called SIL, DH and her other son. Didn't believe me, I guess. Nobody would help her out and so she lives in fear and trembling of a mouse getting in her house. NEver had one in 65 years of living in the same house, why they's suddenly decide to visit, IDK.